3cheerlinding-zebras:

The Barbie marketing team has done their job so well that they ended up also doing most of the promotion of an entirely different film

softpastelqueer:

lyril:

balfazuar:

twofingerswhiskey:

spelldealer:

spelldealer:

anyone else been letting the days go by? letting the water hold you down?

same as it ever was

SAME AS IT EVER WAS!

twofingerswhiskey:

spelldealer:

spelldealer:

anyone else been letting the days go by? letting the water hold you down?

same as it ever was

SAME AS IT EVER WAS!

april132009:

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

scrubfeast:

scrubfeast:

crabs-but-better:

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don’t sleep!

THE CONSEQUENCES

biglawbear:

only-tiktoks:

This… Puts it in amazing terms.

Like $250,000 to me is a house. A whole ass house. Paid off, no mortgage.

And to a billionaire it’s the equivalent of me buying a fancy iced coffee.

Damn.

great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

dilfdubois:

falewife-deactivated20230630:

entranas:

the bloker (british joker) would say ‘cheer up batman mate’

you really need to learn how to 'ave a laugh, bats

ALT

connordraws:

any of ya’ll ever been disrespected by a squirrel

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

if i was god I would make dick and pussy look way more complicated so that when people say “lol that looks like a genital” it would be more warranted. it’s too easy for something to be accidentally phallic. give that thing a handlebar mustache

me: dude I’ve been off my meds for days

friends: aw don’t worry, you couldn’t even tell

1rakus:

how would you have died in a past life