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pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:


Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke


I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE


phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together


pizza:

real-gifs:

au8:

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Well


why did this come up right as i was starting homework wtf

pizza:

real-gifs:

au8:

The Master List Of Insanely Awesome Links To Cure Boredom With!

What Cities Would Look Like Without Any Lights…WHOA

The 15 Most Unbelievably Colorful Places in the World

13 Hypnotizing GIFs That Show How Everyday Things Are Made

The 40 Greatest Dog GIFs Of All Time. This Just Won The Internet

21 Things You Might Not Know About Jurassic Park. #8 Blew My Mind.

This Is The Most Entertaining Way To Pass Time On The Train

13 Amazing Photos of THINGS CUT IN HALF!

The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs. #How Do I Life

This Is Why Photoshop Was Invented. Meet Benedict Cumbercats.

14 Reasons To Love Pope Francis. What A Great Human Being.

Here Are 13 Random Acts Of Kindness That Will Make Your Day.

14 Celebrities That LOOK LIKE MATTRESSES

11 Celebrities That Might Be Time Travelers

12 Weirdly Awesome Things Inside This Guy’s Beard

20 Reasons Fat Cats Are Undeniably The Best Cats

The Best Movies Coming Out This Year

Hand Drawn Art You Won’t Believe Is Real!

Well

why did this come up right as i was starting homework wtf

Posted on April 19 with 24,941 notes at 6:38 pm

catscratch-fever:

I get asked fairly often how I achieve my current hair colour so I thought I’d put together a quick photo how-to for clarity :)

So, I start with getting everything I’m going to need together. A plastic bowl and tint brush, cheapy conditioner, the semi-permanent dye, moisturising cream, a wide toothed plastic comb, some clips, and a rather unattractive dye-stained towel.
Once these are all ready I rinse my hair without using any products and gently comb it through. Some dyes work better on dry hair, so make sure you check. Then I put moisturising cream around my hairline and on my ears to help ensure no dye stains my skin!

Next, put on some gloves! Very important if you plan on leaving the house over the next few days. Purple hands aren’t the best look.

Then I put enough conditioner in the bowl to just about cover all my hair. It’s important to get the right amount first time to ensure the dye mix doesn’t come out patchy. I use whatever white conditioner I can find that costs no more than a few quid, I don’t much care what it is.

Next I add the dyes to the bowl. I usually use 1/4 tub of Directions Plum and 1/2 tub of Directions Violet. (This goes on over my previously dyed base colour, Schwarzkopf Live Luminance in Ultra Violet)

Mix this up really well - in the bowl the colours look similar so give it a good mix so you’re sure everything is blended.

Apply! Use clips to section hair if it makes it easier and massage the dye in as if you’re shampooing it. If you have a friend to help you, that’s even better, but it’s super easy to do alone.

Finally, cover in a plastic cap/cling film/a towel and leave for as long as you can. I like to put the dye on in the morning and then do some housework (or watch TV…) and rinse it off hours later.

Remember to do a skin sensitivity test 48 hours before dyeing and that results will differ depending on a number of factors, like your hair type, condition, etc :)

Posted on April 19 with 1,040 notes at 6:37 pm

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Posted on April 19 with 8,477 notes at 6:33 pm

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014


gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

Posted on April 19 with 35,467 notes at 2:51 pm

You can take my picture, you can take my name
But you’re never gonna take my city away

[x]

(Source: clairesaunders)

Posted on April 19 with 297 notes at 11:02 am

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life


Brendon Urie: Doing simple yet cute adorable things

(Source: prettyoddatthefallout)

Posted on April 19 with 995 notes at 10:53 am

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Posted on April 19 with 567 notes at 10:52 am

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

(Source: miihashis)


swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right


rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this



lanfleming:

So we had a project in astronomy to sell a constellation that had to include a rubric full of requirements. This is what my best friend submitted instead.. He got an A.

Posted on April 19 with 6,149 notes at 10:22 am